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Join [08 Nov 2004|10:42am]

tearfullxeyes

 

Join </b></a>_fcukingbitches

ps- im proud to own a vagina!

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Check It [19 Sep 2004|05:45am]

abbeylane
bleedingvagina: A Place For Females To Vent/Rant When They're PMSing.
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wtf [02 Sep 2003|01:18am]

thepiratejoke
[ mood | sleepy ]

I took a human sexuality class this summer for a few weeks, and naturally, we talked a lot about sex.

At one point, someone asked how long sex "normally" takes, depending on the age of the couple and whatnot. Mostly everyone said 45 min-2 hours. Then, this one sh*thead says, "3-5 min." We all looked at him like he was nuts, but he totally went with it. I asked if he was aware that less that 10% of women orgasm during sex, and he just shrugged. I was like, "Don't you care? What the hell is she supposed to do in those 3-5 min?"

We ended up talking about it in class, and some other guys agreed that sometimes it would be nice for it to just be really quick and not have to deal with all the foreplay, which basically to me means that they want to get theirs without giving a sh*t about the female.

Can I get anyone else's take on this?

6 Couldn't Shut The Fuck Up bitch

[21 Aug 2003|08:45pm]

chainsawmessiah
why are girls so beautiful? abd why are they so desirable. i think theres such a thing as falling TOO in love with someone.
1 Couldn't Shut The Fuck Up bitch

[15 Aug 2003|12:52am]

girlsdontlikeme
so answer me this why are girls such dumb bitches and only like nice guys after they have had the run around with all the assholes and then are no longer appealling to the nice guys because at that point they are just all trashy
5 Couldn't Shut The Fuck Up bitch

[05 Aug 2003|01:48am]

low_ambition
whose more willing to suck dick/lick clit the me or the women?
4 Couldn't Shut The Fuck Up bitch

[01 Aug 2003|11:24pm]
wipeawaymytears
doesn't it annoy u when guys try to tell u how horrible u are and how badly u treated them after u break up. it';s like uhhh why didnt u dump me sooner idiot. maybe its just that the guy i dated had no balls. any thoughts
2 Couldn't Shut The Fuck Up bitch

my turn! [01 Aug 2003|10:56am]
oneilriderz
[ mood | curious ]

Why is it that guys get thrilled if chicks kiss/mess around, but like when they date they start to think it's not cool anymore I mean It's not like were doing it just to do it...most of the time its to make you happy stupid fucks lol.

4 Couldn't Shut The Fuck Up bitch

[31 Jul 2003|10:09am]

xsalth20splashx
who takes a break up better the guy or the gal?
3 Couldn't Shut The Fuck Up bitch

[29 Jul 2003|09:46pm]

outtaorder14
ever one must go join insanebeautyxx its a community for pictures!!! i think everyone should go join and post there pictures. or not post there pictures.. as long as you join and interduse yourself. im happy.

well.......... if you reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly loved me you would join.

just member join insanebeautyxx thanks!!!??

katie-
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[29 Jul 2003|03:56pm]
daretoproceed
hello...im new to LJ and the community...and i wanna make some friends :)
1 Couldn't Shut The Fuck Up bitch

[27 Jul 2003|06:09pm]

xsalth20splashx
what is the most romantic/sweetest thing a guy/gal has ever done for you?
4 Couldn't Shut The Fuck Up bitch

Take this. MKPLZTHX. [22 Jul 2003|02:09pm]

ex_a_tron355
[ mood | bored ]

Sorry -- edited it and then LJ was being a cockmonger. So I just made a new one.

Cream pie...?

Yummy dessert that mommy makes.
11(45.8%)
When the boy doesn't pull out.
13(54.2%)

Cream pie...(1 - hate it, 7 - love it)

Mean: 4.82 Median: 4.5 Std. Dev 1.92
1
2(9.1%)
2
1(4.5%)
3
1(4.5%)
4
7(31.8%)
5
2(9.1%)
6
2(9.1%)
7
7(31.8%)

Anal sex?

Give it to me, NOW.
1(4.2%)
Sure.
3(12.5%)
Maybe...one day...
6(25.0%)
No. Exit only!
14(58.3%)

But have you even tried it? (it = anal sex)

Yes
8(33.3%)
No
16(66.7%)
bitch

help me out plz [21 Jul 2003|10:17pm]

emitinanem
jen u already know this situation but hey u can comment too hehehe it always helps.
well me and my b/f of about 1 month (but we liked eachother for about 4 months now) are going really good. i have no complants really except he never really makes moves. i mean at first i liked being in charge of the cudling and the holding hands etc etc but now i dunno. i dont like to do it anymore cuz i feel like im making him do these things. im really affectionate, but when he doesnt make an effort it kinda hurts. well jen has told me to make the first move on the kiss. yes yes i know, its pitiful that we havent kissed yet but im cool with that to. but it has to happen sumtimes. but its hard cause hes never kissed anyone and neither have i so its difficult to know where to start. so damnit im confused
hahah

<3
6 Couldn't Shut The Fuck Up bitch

[21 Jul 2003|04:57pm]
wipeawaymytears
ok...who do you think is incharge in most
relationships, the boys or the girls?
<3
2 Couldn't Shut The Fuck Up bitch

Her body was covered in coke fizz [20 Jul 2003|11:23am]

help_wanted000
[ mood | busy ]

who makes a more decieving, backstabbing but innocent person guys or girls?

2 Couldn't Shut The Fuck Up bitch

[19 Jul 2003|11:15pm]

lilbree
I KNOW YALL WONT WANNA TAKE THE TIME TO READ THIS...BUT MY PIONT FOR THIS IS...WHY ARE GIRLS SUCH BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS WHY MOST OF MY FRIENDS ARE GUYS! WHO DO YOU THINK MAKES A BETTER FRIEND...A GIRL OR A GUY??


LiLBree54 (9:06:35 PM): are u mad at chase
BhS cHiCa 1306 signed off at 9:07:01 PM.
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Session concluded at 9:07:11 PM
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BhS cHiCa 1306 (9:53:09 PM): why did ya ask if i was mad at chase?
LiLBree54 (9:53:53 PM): cuz he told me that u seemed pissed
BhS cHiCa 1306 (9:54:01 PM): oh yep'
LiLBree54 (9:54:08 PM): so u are mad at him?
BhS cHiCa 1306 (9:54:27 PM): not mad but im angry with him
LiLBree54 (9:55:28 PM): yesah i get ya
BhS cHiCa 1306 (9:55:51 PM): yep
LiLBree54 (9:56:12 PM): so did u go to the movies tonight
BhS cHiCa 1306 (9:56:34 PM): im on the computer arent i.. nope sure didnt.. not yet at least
LiLBree54 (9:56:50 PM): ooo why not?
BhS cHiCa 1306 (9:57:30 PM): cuz joel didnt want to go .. and were goin wiht josh casey kyle searcy and kyle migetz and leslie and stacie and then us two
LiLBree54 (9:58:01 PM): cooool
BhS cHiCa 1306 (9:58:08 PM): yeaaaaaaaa
LiLBree54 (9:58:10 PM): are josh and leslie still not together?
BhS cHiCa 1306 (9:58:19 PM): nope they arent
LiLBree54 (9:58:28 PM): o wow
BhS cHiCa 1306 (9:58:36 PM): there not gettin back together
LiLBree54 (9:58:46 PM): awww
BhS cHiCa 1306 (9:59:06 PM): thats been decided for a while now.. like almost a month
LiLBree54 (9:59:19 PM): yeah but i have been gone...havent really been able to talk to people ya konw
BhS cHiCa 1306 (9:59:48 PM): yea I KNOW.. cuz if ya had been in town lord knwos u would of had a million questions
BhS cHiCa 1306 (10:00:00 PM): about other ppls business
LiLBree54 (10:00:05 PM): what is that suppose to mean?
BhS cHiCa 1306 (10:00:33 PM): jsut that u are always askin about other ppl and stuff.. adn in there shit..
LiLBree54 (10:00:38 PM): y the attitude lauren wtf
LiLBree54 (10:00:54 PM): ur def in jenna and chases shit right now
BhS cHiCa 1306 (10:01:50 PM): im just saying. um actually im not jenna brought it up to me sent me the convo.. soo yea.. and i dont really care what he does cuz i know him to well.. i know all the games he plays and u odnt even knwo why im mad at him
LiLBree54 (10:02:24 PM): thats cool i never asked y u were mad at him that has nothing to do with it im just wondering why ur bitching at me all of a sudden
BhS cHiCa 1306 (10:02:53 PM): im not! im just saying ur always in ppls business..
BhS cHiCa 1306 (10:02:56 PM): w.e
LiLBree54 (10:03:40 PM): ok lauren w/e...u just arent coming across as being very nice right now i didnt do a damn thin to you and i was never in their business YOU told me about josh and leslie and i was jw if they are back together thats not necessarily being in their business

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Auto response from BhS cHiCa 1306 (10:03:41 PM): !WHATEVER! IM NOT HERE WELL I AM BUT I DONT WANT TO TALK TO LiLBree54 SO CALL ME TOODLES..321.663.4007
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BhS cHiCa 1306 (10:04:33 PM): umm ok first i wasnt even talkin about u bein in there business
BhS cHiCa 1306 (10:04:38 PM): soo umm yea
BhS cHiCa 1306 (10:04:49 PM): i was just sayin ur always in ppls business..
LiLBree54 (10:04:53 PM): then why did u bring it up?
LiLBree54 (10:05:18 PM): if that had nothing to do with josh n leslie why did u hafta brig it up? i didnt do nething to u
BhS cHiCa 1306 (10:05:28 PM): u said ive been outta so i havent heard anything or had a chance to tlak to anyon bout anything
BhS cHiCa 1306 (10:05:59 PM): so i said lord knwos if u were in town u would have been
BhS cHiCa 1306 (10:06:04 PM): cuz u always are
LiLBree54 (10:06:07 PM): i was talking about ihavent had a chance to ask about josh n leslie
LiLBree54 (10:06:25 PM): im not always in fucking peoples business lauren wut the hell is ur problem today
BhS cHiCa 1306 (10:06:55 PM): OMG FUCKIN GET A GRIP BREE.. I WAS JSUT POINTIN ONE THING OUT UR THE ONE JUMPIN ALL OVER MY SHIT
BhS cHiCa 1306 (10:07:06 PM): SO KISS MY ASS I DONT CARE ANYMORE
LiLBree54 (10:08:12 PM): no lauren ur the one bitching to me about it bitching at chase about something thats not ur business and its not just me and chase that have said u have had a problem today or u have been with short with them today other people have notiched it too so maybe u need to get a grip and realize how u are treating people cuz its not cool specially when nobody did a damn thing to you

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Auto response from BhS cHiCa 1306 (10:08:13 PM): !WHATEVER! IM NOT HERE WELL I AM BUT I DONT WANT TO TALK TO LiLBree54 SO CALL ME TOODLES..321.663.4007
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Session concluded at 10:08:49 PM
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BhS cHiCa 1306 (10:11:39 PM): OK BREE LISTEN CHASE BROUGHT THE WHOLE JENNA THING UP NOT ME.. AND THATS NONE OF UR BUSINESS KAYY? YEA.. AND A SECOND THING THE ONLY PPL I HAVE REALLY TALKED TO TODAY IS U AND CHASE.. THATS TWO PPL YEA.. SO WHERE U COME ACROSS AS IM BEIN REAL SHORT WITH EVERYONE UMM W.E .. AND THATS NONE OF UR BUSINESS EITHER IIF I EVEN WAS BEIN SHORT WITH OTHER PPL.. YEAAA.. ANYWAYS.. I DONT REALLY CARE BREE.. U SHOULDNT BE ALL UP IN MY SHIT ASKIN IF IM MAD AT CHASE.. IF CHASE TELLS U YEA LAURENS A LIL MAD A T ME OR SEEMS PISSED..

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Auto response from LiLBree54 (10:11:40 PM): chattin it up on the phone with someone very important...in other words...not u! haha JK HeHe
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BhS cHiCa 1306 (10:12:14 PM): THAT DOESNT MEAN THAT U HAVE TO GO AND ASK ME "ARE U MAD AT CHASE?" HELLO NONE OF UR BUSINESS IF I AM OR NOT..
BhS cHiCa 1306 (10:13:22 PM): W.E BREE ASK ANYONE. UR ALWAYS IN PPLS BUIZ..AND U WONDER WHY TIM WAS SOO MAD AT U CUZ U WERE THE NE WHO HAD TO GO ASK PPL IF I HOOKE DUP WITH JAKE AND TIM.. UMM HELLO ITS BOUT ME SO ASK ME.. ADN U WENT OFF AND ASKED EVERYONE! YEA REAL COOL BREE
BhS cHiCa 1306 (10:13:27 PM): W.E BYE
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Session concluded at 10:16:29 PM
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LiLBree54 (10:20:19 PM): oook lauren and tim has everything to do with this right? i didnt ask anybody about it except tim cuz he was involved i didnt ask him bout jake cuz he didnt have nething to do with it...and u talked to jenna today and she said that u were being kinda mean...that is someone i taked to today
LiLBree54 (10:20:50 PM): i dont even know why u are having a problem with me cuz i didnt do nething to you
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Session concluded at 10:20:51 PM
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BhS cHiCa 1306 (10:22:08 PM): OMG W.E I WASNT EVEN REALLY TLAKIN TO JENNA TODAY CUZ WE WERE LOOKIN AT SHIT ON THE COMPUTER.. ADN THERE WASNT REALLY ANYTHING TO TLAK ABOUT.. AND U ASKED CHASE TOO.. CUZ U TOLD ME U DID.. AND NOW UR SYAIN U DIDNT SO U LIED..
LiLBree54 (10:22:39 PM): i didnt ask chase
LiLBree54 (10:22:46 PM): i asked chase if he was at the party that is wut i asked chase
LiLBree54 (10:22:54 PM): and no i wasnt lookin at the comp with jenna
LiLBree54 (10:23:00 PM): she told me that u were bein short with her
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Session concluded at 10:23:29 PM
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BhS cHiCa 1306 (10:23:56 PM): I DIDNT SAY U WERE.. I SAID WE WERE LOOKIN AT STUFF ON THE COMPUTER.. AND ME ADN JENAN WERENT REALLY TLAKIN BOUT ANYTHING ANYWAYS..
LiLBree54 (10:24:33 PM): i wasnt looking at the computer she told me u were being short
LiLBree54 (10:24:36 PM): that is wut i just said
BhS cHiCa 1306 (10:24:55 PM): I NEVER SAID U WERE LOOKIN AT THE COMPUTER BREE
BhS cHiCa 1306 (10:25:05 PM): OK SOO ME SAYIN
BhS cHiCa 1306 (10:25:07 PM): UMM OK
LiLBree54 (10:25:18 PM): alright
BhS cHiCa 1306 (10:25:27 PM): IS THAT BEIN SHORT.. IF THERES NOTHIN REALLY TO SAY THEN WHY WOULD I TYPE ALOT
LiLBree54 (10:25:27 PM): i read it wrong my bad
BhS cHiCa 1306 (10:25:35 PM): OK
LiLBree54 (10:25:38 PM): ASK JENNA LAUREN I IDNDT SEE IT
BhS cHiCa 1306 (10:25:45 PM): I SIAD OK
LiLBree54 (10:26:00 PM): alright
LiLBree54 (10:26:05 PM): well wut is ur problem i didnt do nething to u
BhS cHiCa 1306 (10:26:36 PM): OMG I ALREADY SIA DI WAS JSUT AMKINA STATEMENT THAT UR ALWAYS UP IN PPLS BUSINESS
BhS cHiCa 1306 (10:26:39 PM): THATS IT!
BhS cHiCa 1306 (10:26:44 PM): IM DONE! W.E
BhS cHiCa 1306 signed off at 10:27:21 PM.
LiLBree54 (10:27:22 PM): im not in everyones business lauren asking a ? is not being in peoples business and chase didnt tell me that u were mad he said u seemed mad so i was asking if u really were
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Session concluded at 10:27:56 PM
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8 Couldn't Shut The Fuck Up bitch

Green With Envy [19 Jul 2003|11:49am]

seababy
[ mood | lonely ]

I absolutely FREAK OUT inside (most of the time I won't show it by action or word) when the guy I care about mentions past flames or what they've done :/ Don't get me wrong, he's just someone I care about but I'm getting jealous!
Do you think guys or girls get jealous more easily, or is it equal perhaps?

2 Couldn't Shut The Fuck Up bitch

[18 Jul 2003|04:42pm]

chainsawmessiah
why is it girls reject guys who are everyhing they ask for to get guys who treat them like shit?
Its fine if you wanna be that way but then you say al guys are scum. Are you guys actually looking down during your male bashing sessions to see the sweet romantic strong guys whos faces your using to put out your cigareettes on?
7 Couldn't Shut The Fuck Up bitch

[17 Jul 2003|06:14pm]

seababy
[ mood | lonely ]

I hate not being able to get out of here with the one I love

7 Couldn't Shut The Fuck Up bitch

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